we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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