Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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