I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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