with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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