what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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