just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm at about main and main street
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
