my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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