If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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