Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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