I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you. Go after that dick
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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