Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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