I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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