Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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