your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
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