Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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