i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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