Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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