Having a random hookup so left but love u
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I enjoy the company of your penis
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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