I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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