I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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