Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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