Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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