you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Rumble strips road head = magical
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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