You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It all started with a game of naked twister.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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