you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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