so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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