That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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