Its about making memories worth repressing
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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