I hope mine doesn't look like that
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
