Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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