Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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