I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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