You work out of a Hotel?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
is it fun? or sober?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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