they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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