What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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