are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I wish I could teleport
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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