A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bang-toberfest begins!!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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