what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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