No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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