So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Houston, we have a blender
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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