He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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