I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
honey bunches of taint.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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