: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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