You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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