come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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