he wants to bone in the snuggie
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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