If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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