Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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