How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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