i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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