I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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