Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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