you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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