"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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