did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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